Thanks to Rachel for this recommendation… I would expect nothing less!

Now, don’t confuse Awesome with “Good.”

I really needed a break from cartoons today.

Teeth definitely is not a movie for everyone, but there is something truly awesome about a high school prude who has been mutated by the toxicity of the local nuclear power plant, then discovers the horror of teeth in her vagina (vagina dentata) as she is raped, later to use her new-found power against all the evil men who mistreat and abuse her…. Now you see the awesomeness!

Now, the dentata does not always misbehave, give Dawn (Jess Weixler) good sex and keep your cock… Just don’t tell her you fucked her on a bet!


I recommend Teeth (written and directed by Mitchell Lichtenstein) to anyone who likes odd horror films… and parents who want to turn their teenagers away from sex!

Teeth has a 5.7/10 rating on IMDB, is 79% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes and has a 57/100 Metascore.